What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Mykozo]

I have the day off, and a fucking yard crew with an enormous wood-chipper has been running that fucking thing since 8 this morning right across the street from me. I hope one of them falls in.

[Razor Ramon]

Are there no disturbing the peace laws?

[Cowutopia]

if somebody needs toys on their cock to get their girl off they must not know how to do shit. you have fingers, toes, a nose, a tongue and a pecker. all of which is already way more than needed.

You're all missing the point. I have ZERO PROBLEMS getting my girl off. The cock ring is for me.

[Othello Harrington]

I don't want to hear about cock rings. Jesus Christ on a jet ski man, that's what is bugging me!

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

"um, ah, erm, um, um, so, what I needed was a, um, do you have, ah"
90% of the calls I received yesterday were like that. I realize we are all stupid, but how did it get to the point where people can't even speak properly?
Also, people who start the conversation, " Yes, I was calling. Do you have...?"
Well no shit you were calling. I didn't call you! Is there some strange phenomenon that has occurred to you before where you are watching your stories or Jerry Springer on the T.V. when all of a sudden the phone miraculously ended up against your head and a call has been made? What the fuck.
In short, stupid people are bugging me.

[PaCrappa]

Where do you work?

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I can't tell you that, it would destroy my anonymity and possibly get me fired.

[PaCrappa]

Aha.

[Razor Ramon]

A call center in India, imo.

[PaCrappa]

Too obvious.