What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Dolemite]

This song begs to differ, chump!

I can't stick a great man like Johnny Cash in with the otherwise rancid crap that is country music. That man's stuff is awesome.

[Brand X]

2 kids I work with. 1 kid is a dumbass, doesn't know what the hell he is doing, and literally puts his hands to the keyboard once ever 10 min. While during the other 9 1/2 is chewing his fingernails like a rat. The other kid sits right behind me and is coughing like he has the bubonic plague. I just want to be like "YOU, HOW DO YOU DO WORK WHEN YOUR HANDS NEVER TOUCH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD, AND YOU, GO THE FUCK HOME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET TUBERCULOSIS".

[Atlas]

i bought a brand new car. it's less than a month old and someone tried to hand rip my bumper off while i was parked. assholes.

[Hubbitron]

I'd like to hand rip your bumper off

[bahn]

What kind of car is it?

[Advocate]

what? What kind of car? Also, you live near the college right?

[Atlas]

hub, that's a whole lot of bumper to be ripping. you better know what you're doing...

the car is a honda fit. i live about 5 miles away from a college. come on now don't you hey...

[Advocate]

No, I'm thinking it was a college prank.

[Hubbitron]

I think I could handle it Or could I?


Seriously though, I could.

Sorry about ur luck tho. As soon as I bought my new Honda, one of our delivery trucks backed into it then drove away while I was at work.

[Atlas]

oh man, that sucks. it's the luck of the new honda i guess. i'm taking it into the dealer monday to see if they can do anything about it under the warranty.

good to know you can handle bumper ripping, you should put it on your resume