What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Timber]

I pop off the cover to clean out where the exp. pak was and start cleaning around the edges with a q-tip. I then decided, wtf, I'll pop out the Exp. pak and do a real thorough job. THERE WERE FOUR DEAD ROACHES IN THE SYSTEM UNDER THE EXPANSION PAK! I grabbed a few bags and threw the system into them, tying each one off before I put it into the next. THERE'S ROACH SHIT ON THE COUNTER WHERE THE SYSTEM WAS SITTING!

Almost the same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. However I removed the expansion pack before I hooked up the system to test it while the retard fuck who was trading it in was still in front of me. The second I removed the pack a nasty little roach crawled out! I smashed it promptly, threw the system back in the backpack the guy brought it in and threw it at him and told him to get out of my store and never come back.

I have never felt so dirty in my life. I spent the next hour sanitizing everything in the area of the counter. I've encountered dead roaches in systems before and that pales in comparison to finding live ones.

Also, this wasn't from white trash. He was the dirtiest super ghetto black guy I've ever seen. And he called me a racist as he walked out the store with his roach infested backpack over his shoulder.

[Vasteel]

All that really needs to be said. Start doing the coke with her, it will make the time go by quicker.

GODDAMMITBABYYOUKNOWIAINTLYINTOYAIMONLYGONNATELLYOUONETI-IIME!

I just got back from the doctor's. I'm not allowed to play bass/guitar for a minimum of a month. I wish I was dead. Its the only thing I like to do. Can't use a mouse right handed for just as long. Cuts out any and all income I can make on the side doing computer related activities. Fucking sucks.

Hey you know that thing you like to do thats the only thing you like to do? Well stop doing it. Now.

Sucks. If it makes you feel any better, my best friend had the bones in his middle finger pulverized with a baseball bat a few years ago, and the doctors told him he'd never be able to play again. He was back on it in like three weeks, even with an unholy amount of metal screwed into his hand, and he's still the sickest bass player I know.

[Cowutopia]

I have a multitude of activities I enjoy doing.
If it makes you feel better, after April 14th I won't be able to have sex with my girlfriend for a month.

[bbobb]

Is April 14th the date for her SRS?

[Cowutopia]

I'm not actually sure what SRS stands for. She's having a colposcopy, mostly from the cervix; there are some strange cells happening.

Her sister had this happen too, we think at this point it's something genetic.
She already had a follow-up procedure to her abnormal pap smear, so this operation is something a lot bigger, but even though it's been explained to me several times I'm not exactly sure how bad it's going to be, I just know they're taking a lot more tissue.

Highlights:
-She is getting an anesthetic injected into her cervix.
-Electrified metal coil will be used in her vagina

[bbobb]

Look it up fool.


I called your gf a man

[Cowutopia]

Well that wasn't very nice.

[bbobb]

It happens.

[kingoffighters]

Caesar had a brain fart. He peed on the couch yesterday, all over my Harmony remote. I rinsed the remote out but it made some hissing noise after I dried it and it is not working right ever since. Stupid dumb dog is costing me $$ to replace the remote.

[Thief Silver]

Time to put em down.