What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

**Fe 26** · 29 Jan 2018, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Weird interpretation. You’re just wrong in stating that men are lonelier than ever. It’s not new, and dare I say much less of a problem with more distributed communication methods now at our disposal.

Feel free to continue the pity party though.

you're an idiot

**Drewbacca** · 29 Jan 2018, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Fe 26

you're an idiot

Yet correct. But lets move on. SSJN's parade store freaks was interesting.

Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

Is it a full moon or something?
Three Jersey Shore wannabes are walking around with their tailor edged facial hair, backwards baseball caps, $300 vape boxes, and arm length calligraphy tats.
I put that MonHun PSP out for sale because I couldn't justify keeping it.

One of them saw it in the case and launched into a white-dude-chinese-accent routine. OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS. "You get free eggloll and duck sauce with purchase!" "no ticky no monstel selvice."
Why isn't this guy on TV?!!!

The two other guys stepped up to the Dreamcast kiosk, which has NFL 2K2 in it because of the superbowl Big Game coming up. "These graphics are soo awesome. I feel like I'm in the game" drew laughs. I've not played a Madden since...ever? But it must be a super streamlined experience because it took all of 30 seconds for these two idiots to declare they'd already lost interest in the game. Too bad, because Monster Hunter dude had walked over and was providing racist asian color commentary and it was LAUGH OUT LOUD hysterical.

Anyway, It's been two hours since I opened and they were the first people to walk in the door.
They didn't buy anything.

How old do you think they were?

**Some Stupid Japanese Name** · 29 Jan 2018, 09:32 PM

late teen/early 20s?

**Drewbacca** · 29 Jan 2018, 09:36 PM

I don't think I've personally ever interacted with a Jersey Shore type human before. Curious. We have an italian subculture up here in Toronto called ginos that's a bit similar. (riced up cars, an exaggerated consumerist lifestyle, etc.). I'm wondering if the end of January see's a lot of weirdo's hit malls because it's a depressing time of year.