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Some Stupid Japanese Name
Is it a full moon or something?
Three Jersey Shore wannabes are walking around with their tailor edged facial hair, backwards baseball caps, $300 vape boxes, and arm length calligraphy tats.
I put that MonHun PSP out for sale because I couldn't justify keeping it.
One of them saw it in the case and launched into a white-dude-chinese-accent routine. OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS. "You get free eggloll and duck sauce with purchase!" "no ticky no monstel selvice."
Why isn't this guy on TV?!!!
The two other guys stepped up to the Dreamcast kiosk, which has NFL 2K2 in it because of the superbowl Big Game coming up. "These graphics are soo awesome. I feel like I'm in the game" drew laughs. I've not played a Madden since...ever? But it must be a super streamlined experience because it took all of 30 seconds for these two idiots to declare they'd already lost interest in the game. Too bad, because Monster Hunter dude had walked over and was providing racist asian color commentary and it was LAUGH OUT LOUD hysterical.
Anyway, It's been two hours since I opened and they were the first people to walk in the door.
They didn't buy anything.
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