Spider Bites and Reactions

**Mykozo** · 17 Feb 2008, 05:26 AM

Mother fucking fuck spiders.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets...ge-spider.html

Then this one for the lulz.

http://www.break.com/index/worst-botfly-bite-ever.html

**Pineapple** · 17 Feb 2008, 05:31 AM

Twas posted a while back, and I was just starting to forget it.

Fucking hell man, why you gotta bring that up again?

**Othello Harrington** · 17 Feb 2008, 09:34 AM

A guy on the team with me at Michigan got bit by a brown recluse in Wyoming on a trip. That shit was anything but lol.

**PaCrappa** · 17 Feb 2008, 01:17 PM

I am friend to all spiderkind. My house is full of hobos (like brown recluse but one cunthair less heinous with the bites) and I just let 'em be. Unless they're in my way and then they get a free trip outside. Unless it's winter then I put 'em in the basement. Here's a pic of the second biggest hobo I ever seen. He was on my garage wall.

**Gooch** · 17 Feb 2008, 01:24 PM

That was one hell of a video.

If I wake up in the morning and find myself bitten, it's fucking war. I'll turn over beds, couches, whatever the fuck to find where that fucker is or came from. If I happen to get lucky and find the HQ of that bastard, I do something extreme, like put a flamethrower to that shit or dump a shitload of broken glass and embaling fluid on it and blow smoke in the area, make the queen watch before I pull her legs off one by one and put the flame to her. Talk shit the whole time, too. Tore apart my basement once as a kid but took a whole shitload of those motherfuckers down in the process.

**Othello Harrington** · 17 Feb 2008, 01:24 PM

I seriously thought my dude's arm was going to fall off. Chunks of brown smelly dead human meat kept falling off.

It was not a good thing.

For the sake of peoples stomachs, I'll just link the picture.

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/b..._bite_Day9.jpg