Pooping Buddy

**Tones** · 25 Feb 2008, 12:21 PM

Whoa, Josh is a vegetarian?

**Josh** · 25 Feb 2008, 12:59 PM

TIME PARADOX

**Pineapple** · 25 Feb 2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Opaque

I read GI.

I go through a GI in about 4 days, reading every word on every page and oogling every picture. And I only read in the bathroom. And I read slow.
I shit a lot.

Originally Posted by Bailey

Yes. I watch espn or I read the sports section.

For some reason this does not surprise me.
I can't imagine the amount of time I'd spend in the bathroom if there was a tv in there.

Recently tried playing the new Advance Wars while shitting, doesn't work so well for me.
Again, one hand to aim, one hand to turn the pages.

**Tones** · 25 Feb 2008, 10:41 PM

How do you shit so much? Do you just eat a lot?

**kingoffighters** · 26 Feb 2008, 12:11 AM

I eat 3 meals a day, don't snack much but when I am on, I can poop up to 5 times a day. Good stuff.

**Pineapple** · 26 Feb 2008, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by Tones

How do you shit so much? Do you just eat a lot?

I've shat an average of 5-7 times a day since I was 5. I dunno what it is, but after eating most meals I'm in the shitter quite literally as soon as I'm done eating. Food passes through me like coke through someoneRich's nose.
It's not even a question of eating a lot, it's literally once I eat more than a handful of chips I'm in the bathroom 5 minutes later. Ask my family. They can attest.

lol sorry Rich.