Reply With QuoteI pooped at 11:45 today. Almost attuned to TNL's sphincter.
Going crazy, wanna join me?
Ok, I have a massive, steaming pile waiting to be born, who's comin with me!?
lol miyamoto
I pooped at 11:45 today. Almost attuned to TNL's sphincter.
Just a few more hours till my daily 5:00 stop, I'm looking forward to it.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
I made a koi pond without the fish on Saturday when I rapid fired a number of hard little black/brown pellets. This morning I woke up with a stomach pain, it is going to be good.
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I let go a beast in the employee bathroom this morning, it's good for morale.
i drink it up!
Today is a special day. I've been planning this day for quite some time, but only nature and chance was holding me back. Chocolate soft serve consistency afforded me the luxury of accomplishing my goal, and with a solid 2 foot string I leaned forward off the bowl and created a crude figure 8 shape by gyrating my ass in an exaggerated fashion. This is truly the pinnacle of human accomplishment.
I've attempted this twice before and it never quite worked out. It was always too hard or too soft that it didn't hold. But today I experienced a Goldy-locks just-right medium that tipped the poo scales in my favor. The planets aligned, and it was like it was my destiny for this shit to do this. I credit the beef stew dinner Saturday night for getting the operation off the ground to begin with. It's always nice when a meal is not only delicious, but functional as well.
Last edited by Drewbacca; 14 Apr 2008 at 07:33 PM.
Originally Posted by rezo
Pics or it didn't happen, asshole.
see what I did there
edit: Before the advent of good camera phones, I shat the Dreamcast logo once. And get this: it was orange. Someday I'll do it again... I swear it.
i drink it up!
I was at work, so no pictures.
Even then, I still wouldn't have taken a picture.
A man who will lower himself to describing his poop has nothing left to lose by photographing it. If you can do one, you can do the other. Otherwise, there is no choice but to believe you are a heinous liar. ANDREW, GOD DAMNS ALL LIARS!
i drink it up!
Eat my shit, baby. This is the right thread for it you know.
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