Pooping Buddy

[Pineapple]

You know those shits that have your stomach cramping up and you reeling in pain, praying to god to just get it out and you promise you'll never do whatever you did to bring on such a horrible shit?

Yeah, when I was little I used to call my mom in and she'd hold my hand while I worked it out.
Talk about pooping buddies.

[Nomi]

I've actually heard things to that effect as well.

The guys room gets shit on the ground, sure; but the girls bathroom gets it on the fucking ceiling in a perfect recreation of The Boating Party by Mary Cassatt.

The girls dorm bathroom was nasty last year. It's a code-entry bathroom that serves about 20-30 girls on the floor... On weekends, when all the drunk bitches came around, there would be shit on the floor, the stall walls, by the sink mingled with vomit that didn't make it to the toilet, and other various female nastiness (hint: it was red) all over the place. It was a fucking trail from the bathroom stalls to the shower stalls one time.

What the fuck. I thought women were supposed to be clean, but no. Constant feces and vomit.

ps this thread is making me laugh too much. Glad to know that I still appreciate poop and fart humor.

[Cowutopia]

In New York it's called dropping the Knicks off at the pool, not the Browns.

I live in New Jersey.

[Othello Harrington]

Hell in New Jersey it's called improving the countryside.

[Pineapple]

IBTN

[Cowutopia]

Also: All the gnarliest bathrooms I've ever seen have been girls' bathrooms.

It was a fucking trail from the bathroom stalls to the shower stalls one time.

That is horrifying.

[Othello Harrington]

Also: All the gnarliest bathrooms I've ever seen have been girls' bathrooms.

Agreed.


First off they cart in like 90 pounds of fucking junk, leave it everywhere, and then proceed to defile all that is sacred in your throne room. Make up dust on the counter, fucking tissue papers everywhere. 4 fucking bags of fucking foundation and whatever else the fuck they use. Not to mention their shit stinks worse than guys and they tend to splatter the sides of the bowl.

[Pineapple]

I was a busboy at a fancypants resturaunt and was told to refill the tp and paper towels in the ladies room. I had only seen a couple women in the place at that point (lazy monday afternoon) and just assumed no one would be in there, so I didn't give the customary "Hello? Anyone in here?"
I walked in, toiletries in hand, and from the far left stall heard a fart/poop gurgle that would rival anything I've ever heard from anyone.
I immediately left as I was trying not to burst into laughter, and I sat near the bar watching the door till the person came out.
Wasn't it a tiny little grandma I might peg at 85. My day from that point on was made.

[Cowutopia]

I actually have to mention this one guy's bathroom I was in: The dude had a pedestal sink that was so hairy it looked like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. We told the owner that he needed to shave it.

This is not even close to an exaggeration: you literally could not see porcelain anywhere on the entirety of the sink. It was just hair.

[Othello Harrington]

I once broke up with a girl for the sole reason that the noise that came out from the bathroom when she was pissing was disgusting. I'm serious.