Easter's just another Pagan holiday ganked by the Christians. Fuck Easter.
The DaVinci Code was right!
Originally Posted by rezo
Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."
I'm about 2 hours away from Ham, Mashed Potatoes, and sitting across from my drunk aunt Karen who will repeat the same story over 25 times in a one hour period.
Christmas is a ganked Pagan holiday too. The Christians couldn't get anyone to celebrate it, so they moved it to the Winter Solstice to steal Pagan celebrations. Jesus wasn't even born in December by most accounts, let alone on the 25th.
Christmas is a ganked Pagan holiday too. The Christians couldn't get anyone to celebrate it, so they moved it to the Winter Solstice to steal Pagan celebrations. Jesus wasn't even born in December by most accounts, let alone on the 25th.
I thought this was well-known. You want to recruit people, you bribe 'em with stuff they like.
Seems to have worked, by all accounts.
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
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