Help Me TNL: Poems to Read Aloud

[Cowutopia]

How did Shel Silverstein get lumped together with the others... he's the Dr. Suess of poetry.

"There's too many kids in this tub.
There's too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind
That I'm sure wasn't mine,
There's too many kids in this tub."

yeah that'll hold the crowds attention.

I say Maya is a good choice.

Because they're a bunch of Japs who can't understand english and Shel is simple and amusing.

Oh, I see you've come to this conclusion with your second post.

[g0zen]

Two words: Dirty Limericks.

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing,"
"There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber still plumbing... "It's me!"

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

There once was whore from St. Rue
Who filled up her pussy with glue
She said with a grin
If they'll pay to get in
Then they'll pay to get out of it to.

[Jason]

LMAO!!! bravo gOzen.

Here's a good one...

There once was a member named Jay
who perused TNL for a lay
from what he concludes
most users are dudes
and decided to call it a day.