Two words: Dirty Limericks.
There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing,"
"There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber still plumbing... "It's me!"
Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel
There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
There once was whore from St. Rue
Who filled up her pussy with glue
She said with a grin
If they'll pay to get in
Then they'll pay to get out of it to.
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