Roommates

[Rated E]

Last year I dormed with my best friend, and everyone told us we were putting our friendship in danger and that we would end up hating eachother and blah blah. We lived together in a dorm room for a year, and nothing bad happened, we got along great just like we always had. Sure, there were times when she got on my nerves, but real friends can work things out I think.

This last semester I've been living with two girls I didn't know until the day I moved in, and I love them. I get along with one of them perfectly, the one with the annoying boyfriend is cool too, she just tends to talk your head off sometimes.

Now I have to find a place for the summer, so I'm moving in with an old friend from high school. We used to be best friends but grew apart. I don't think we'll have any problems, I'm easy to live with. (Unless you don't like the color pink.)

[Calliander]

I met my former roommate at work and let him live with me for two months as a favor.

Yeah. I am apparently not able to live with people.

[Razor Ramon]

You can live with me and my roomates if you're willing to relocate to NJ. I swear we're a fucking halfway house for any young woman who doesn't have a place to stay.

My roomates are not that bad, but what the fuck at random ass people crashing here? The last chick didn't leave for a month and a half. Okay, she was hot, but I wasn't porking her so I don't give a fuck.

The one thing I wish my roomates didn't do is their habit to walk around in their underwear. I swear these dudes are homo as fuck but I don't even want to prove it. They just hang out alot in their underwear. I see a problem with that but they are from other countries so I don't know what's up with the cultural difference from Americans.

I want my own place so bad.

[mannerbot]

You sound impossible to live with. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

[Razor Ramon]

I'm not walking around dick unslinged because these assholes do. I have my own nuts, I don't need to see three extra ones.

[mannerbot]

hahah

[Opaque]

Dear TNL,

I'm fucking harder than diamonds.

Love,
Razor

P.S. Do I have street cred yet?

[Razor Ramon]

I'm always hard.

[Razor Ramon]

If you'd fucking come to NYC, you'd witness it first hand.

[mannerbot]

Perfect, Opaque and Rhydant already have tickets. I hope they wind up having to crash at your place and hang out in their underwear with your roommates.