Alamaci Heads to Crawford

[Doc Holliday]

Bush Arrives in Texas for Daughter Jenna's Weekend Wedding

CRAWFORD, Texas — President Bush stuck out his right elbow Thursday, jokingly demonstrating how he'll escort his daughter down the aisle at her wedding this weekend.

He made the gesture at Andrews Air Force Base before boarding Air Force One for the flight to Texas, where Jenna Bush will be married Saturday before about 200 guests at the family's 1,600 acre, secluded ranch. Asked if he was excited, the president smiled and gave a thumbs-up...

...Jenna and Hager of Richmond, Va., opted for a more low-key affair, thinking a White House wedding would be to formal and stuffy. More than 200 friends, family, and a select group of journalists from the video gaming community are converging at the ranch for the wedding.

The White House says it will be a closed affair. No details are expected to be released, although White House officials say the family might agree to release a photo or two of the wedding on Sunday.

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How fun!



This too:

Texas Teens Tell Police They Converted Skull Into Bong

HOUSTON — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong...

...Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system....

...Police were interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card when he told them about the grave theft, which purportedly occurred around March 15, according to court documents. Asked why Jones would volunteer such a story, Chomiak said, "We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind."

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[Grave]

Not the first decapitated head bong plan ever! What's wrong with just using two liter bottles these days? Always worked for us.

[stormy]

That dude landed the hot Bush? crazy

[Doc Holliday]

Hager worked as a U.S. Department of Commerce aide for Carlos Gutierrez and as a White House aide for Karl Rove.[32] He is the son of Virginia Republican Party Chairman John H. Hager, who previously served as lieutenant governor of Virginia and as the U.S. Department of Education Assistant Secretary under George W. Bush.[33]

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It's good to be a crony.

pops.

[YellerDog]

TEY-HAS!

[Othello Harrington]

Not the first decapitated head bong plan ever! What's wrong with just using two liter bottles these days? Always worked for us.

There is a lot of truth in this statement. Not only do you get to down the delicious beverage it come in, but you get to recycle by using said 2 liter as a gravity bong. Robot Jesus is VERY VERY proud of you today.

[Port]

That dude landed the hot Bush? crazy

There is no hot Bush, only Zuul.

[Nash]

That is devilishly hypnotic.

[SpoDaddy]

That dude landed the hot Bush? crazy

She looks like W with a wig on.

[Doc Holliday]

President says Jenna married a 'good guy'

WACO, Texas - President Bush spent months joking about being a father of the bride, but on Sunday he was downright wistful about giving his daughter Jenna away to her longtime beau.

"Our little girl, Jenna, married a really good guy, Henry Hager," Bush said, standing next Mrs. Bush at an airport in Waco where he boarded Air Force One for his flight back to Washington. "The wedding was spectacular. It's just — it's all we could have hoped for."

Unlike other first family weddings that have been broadcast live, the Bushes didn't share their daughter's nuptials with the nation. The day after, however, they briefly shared their joy.

"The weather cooperated nicely," Bush said about the wedding at his 1,600-acre Texas ranch. "Just as the vows were exchanged, the sun set over our lake and it was just a special day and a wonderful day and we're mighty blessed."

A reporter asked the president if he had been up late partying. Bush winked, then turned toward the plane, ignoring a second question about whether the wedding had given the slumping U.S. economy a boost.

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I'm so happy!