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  1. Quote Originally Posted by UrielSynthesis View Post
    WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST LET YOUR DREAMS DIE?!?!
    1. Who are "you people?"

    2. I'll never let the dream die. Besides, I really need closure.
    Quote Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by squall_vb View Post
    Besides, I really need closure.
    The ending of Shenmue

    Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

    Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by kingoffighters View Post
    The ending of Shenmue

    Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

    Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.
    But WAI R HE POOP BANANS?

  4. Quote Originally Posted by kingoffighters View Post
    The ending of Shenmue

    Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

    Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.
    You're going to Hell for such blasphemy. Realize that now.
    Quote Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

  5. squall, don't judge Ryo. After all, his new career is better than stacking books or driving a forklift all day.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Locate what you know for sure is a pachinko shop.
    There are no pachinko shops that I can see in that picture.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  7. I just don't want to think about the Quick Time Events if a sequel should happen...
    Quote Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by kingoffighters View Post
    The ending of Shenmue

    Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

    Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    There are no pachinko shops that I can see in that picture.
    Thanks for proving my point.

  10. What exactly was your point?
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

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