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  1. ActionButton's Top 25 Games of ALL TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSJ! NSJ!
    We are very often accused of hating every game that is ever released; this is not true. We only hate about 99% of them.

    Therefore, as something of a massive insurance policy, as something to point to every time someone says we complain too much about trivial things and should just “relax” because these are “games” are you’re supposed to have “fun” when you play them, we have compiled this thorough list of what we consider to be the twenty-five best games of all-time, and written monstrously long reviews of all twenty-five of those games. Since we’d get a baffling amount of hate mail accusing us of being nazi vegetarian hippie assholes if we put up all twenty-five reviews at once (since the mere act of the text existing indisputably = us forcing you at gunpoint to read every word and like it), we’re going to put the reviews up three at a time, twice a week, until we’re finished. And trust us, you’ll know when we’re finished.
    The only reason why I'm even making a thread about this is because these guys Tim Rogers are probably more jaded and crazy than even we. I'm expecting some of the most bizarre entries in this list, and they certainly haven't disappointed in just the beginning...

    25. Castlevania Bloodlines
    24. Spartan: Total Warrior
    23. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G

    This'll be fun to follow.

    Updated List:
    25. Castlevania Bloodlines
    24. Spartan: Total Warrior
    23. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G
    22. Secret of Evermore
    21. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride
    20. Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter
    19. The Lost Vikings
    18. Metroid Prime
    17. Winning Eleven 7
    16. Outrun 2
    15. Doom
    14. Ikaruga
    14. Bangai-O Spirits (The Alternate 14)
    13. Panzer Dragoon Zwei
    12. Katamari Damacy
    11. Shadow of the Colossus
    10. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
    9. Chrono Trigger
    8. Cave Story (Doukutsu Monogatari)
    7. Street Fighter III: Third Strike
    6. Gears of War
    5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
    4. Mother 3
    3. Half Life 2
    2. Super Mario Bros. 3
    1. IS ABSOLUTELY NOT Metal Gear Solid 4 HAHHAHHHAHAH
    Last edited by ChaoofNee; 29 Aug 2008 at 02:27 AM.

  2. Why must you give him attention?
    Buy Yakuza and Oblivion. Help yourself, help TNL.

  3. Because this is more entertaining than any of the awful, predictable IGN, EGM, or GameSpot lists.

  4. #4
    I'm entirely unable to tell if that site is satire or if Tim Rogers really is that retarded.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Rogers
    Castlevania: Bloodlines is the best Castlevania game, and the best side-scrolling “beat-em-up” action game in history, if we had to pick right this moment.
    LOL. I guess that means this list won't have many side-scrollers if this is ranked #25.

  6. Only 3 in and it's already hilariously awful. That's actually sort of impressive.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by bVork View Post
    I'm entirely unable to tell if that site is satire or if Tim Rogers really is that retarded.
    I don't think he knows if he's being sarcastic or not anymore. I can't get enough of this shit, though.

  8. 24. Spartan: Total Warrior
    You would think they hadn't actually played a good hack and slash before.

  9. These writers are EXPERT hacks. Don't know about the slashing, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  10. I see what you did there

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