Reply With Quotei'd obtain and license a gun and if ever he trespassed into my house, i would put two in his head.
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Sorry to hear about your shit neighbor Detour, hopefully you can get him out of there without too much drama. I'd record every encounter with that guy to make it clear what kind of trash ape he is to a judge.
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i'd obtain and license a gun and if ever he trespassed into my house, i would put two in his head.
Originally Posted by Yoshi
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I was gonna say, just buy a shotgun, and make sure it's known (without being obvious about it) that you own one.
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Nordic Warrior
Buckshot. Though I think gun laws are pretty strict in Aussie land.
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I wouldn't even load it, I'd just have it as kind of a deterrent. But yeah I don't know what gun laws are there.
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what do you propose to do when a guy who threatens to bust in and hurt your wife and kids tries to bust in?
Unashamed Sink Urinator.
I would go out and buy a cheap set of Security cameras and mount them in all the most obvious places, and make sure he sees you doing so. Even if it doesnt tape anything, it will act as a deterrent. He may try to fuck with them, so point one camera in range of another.
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin
Master the art of ninja. A shuriken in the head is a good deterrant to most annoying neighbors.
Place banner ads all over your house and paint it garish colors. Add 3D effects to your windows and gradients to your paneling. Then shoot the motherfucker in the knees.
Vengeance 4.0.
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