The Human
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Originally Posted by Josh
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If local gun laws are too restrictive, you can always improvise.
Pneumatic nail guns are stupid easy to modify, and are accurate enough at close range.
Of course, you'd need to carry an air tank for it, but that's all part of the fun!
Also, bear mace. Seriously, that shit will reduce any human to a gagging heap on the ground. Just make sure to hold your breath when using it and GTFO of the house immediately after.
Sausage King
I've been trying to get my upstairs neighbor in trouble for months now. The fucker beats his wife and kids, I know it, but the landlord only tells me to call the police. Whenever I call the police they either send someone over who rings the douchebag's doorbell and leaves a few minutes later or they tell me they can't send someone unless I know for sure - what, like he's out in the street beating them?
I mean, I hear him cuss at the top of his lungs (usually something to the effect of, "Get the fuck over here NOW! Goddamn it, bitch!") then I hear thumps and then crying. Usually he hits the kids, they cry, and then the wife tries to intercede and she gets it. I've even called child services to no avail.
What do I have to do to nail this son of a bitch?
You either have to go up there in superhero tights and take matters into your own hands or mind your own fucking business.
She'll just find another dude to beat her even if you get this one put in jail.
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Just start pounding the ceiling and yell at him to STFU. If you're lucky he'll come down to bitch you out. Then kill him and eat his liver.
She probably deserves it. Women cross the line all the fucking time and think they're supposed to be okay from retaliation. Fuck that bitch.
So much ****ing semen.
Sadly this is the complete truth right here. Bitches are dumb.
Farts Farts Farts
Update: After listening to his car alarm for an hour an a half last night, today I contacted a lawyer and started the process of getting an AVO.
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Shit on his hood.
Boo, Hiss.
Don't take a shit on the 'hood, son. That's how you get shot. Represent.
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