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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by mannerbot View Post
    I'd rather bang a tight Honda.
    There's nothing wrong with some junk in the trunk.

    Ugh I punched myself for that.
    Pete DeBoer's Tie
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  2. Quote Originally Posted by mannerbot View Post
    I'd rather bang a tight Honda.
    I've done this.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  3. I've admired the rear ends of some vehicles...to the point of saying, "No, I don't like that car. It's got a weird shaped ass." Is this wrong?
    Quote Originally Posted by nocturne View Post
    Hooooot! Fuck you. Hooooot!
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    Pulp or die, motherfuckers. Fresh squeezed or bust.

  4. Man.

    That car is a WHORE.
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    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
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    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  5. Quote Originally Posted by kingoffighters View Post
    so fat girls looking to raise self esteem in the bar are sadly mistaken.
    Her headlights were flashing him.

    You'd fuck it too.

    Quote Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix View Post
    Everything I just said. Is this wrong?
    YES!!!! NO MORE WORDS!!!! YOU WERE SO ATTRACTIVE BEFORE!!!!

    lol <3

  6. Quote Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix View Post
    I've admired the rear ends of some vehicles...to the point of saying, "No, I don't like that car. It's got a weird shaped ass." Is this wrong?
    LOL, I remember this. Wait, did you like the IS 250?

  7. When I initially glanced this title, I thought it said "Drunk Guy Has Sex with Chevy Chase." I immediately thought, "poor guy."
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  8. I don't understand how drunk people do this shit. Was their beer loaded with fucking acid?
    http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1739&dateline=1225393453

  9. Quote Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix View Post
    I've admired the rear ends of some vehicles...to the point of saying, "No, I don't like that car. It's got a weird shaped ass." Is this wrong?
    No its not unusual. I hate the newer Celicas. To keep with the ass analogy, they look as if they had a botched ass lift at the plastic surgeons and have to live with it.
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    I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS

  10. Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mannerbot View Post
    I'd rather bang a tight Honda.
    I've done this.
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