Election Thread 2016

[Calliander]

You poor fuckers are in for a rough four years.

I think you mean eight.

Eight is quaint. The emperor has children.

I won't hesitate to cut a bunch of bitches.

[Doc Holliday]

Since Hillary poisoned Kanye, I now predict the following elections:

2020 - ~ Rematch ~ Hillary v. Trump
2024 - Hillary makes history as the first candidate since FDR to win the nomination three elections in a row. A newly radicalized Howard Dean becomes the nominee of the growing Socialist party and Trump endorses Gedde Watanabe who enters politics and legally changes his name to Long Duk Dong.
Hillary v Dong v Dean
2028 - nominating Marco Rubio, the GOP returns to it's roots as a crazed Howard Dean has created gridlock in congress and shutting down the government for 2 years to Libertarian delight. Hillary continues her streak winning the nomination for the fourth time.
Hillary v Rubio v Dean
2032 - Hillary makes history again winning the nomination five times in a row and being the oldest candidate to be nominated! Miley Cyrus wins the Socialist party nomination, whom also now has a majority in congress.
Hillary v Rubio v Cyrus
2035 China buys the United States and renames it New Korea.

[Diff-chan]

Hillary is going to be running for office in her 90s?

[Doc Holliday]

It's Her turn.

[Diff-chan]

I saw a lady with a pin yesterday that said "Hillary 2016. So my daughter knows anyone can be President."

lol

[GohanX]

Well, I think his election proved that anyone really can be president.

[Doc Holliday]

Trump
Dean
Rubio
Cyrus


You can quote me on that.

[Calliander]

Trump
Dean
Rubio
Cyrus

Done.

[Satsuki]

Miley?

[Calliander]

Miley?

Yeah, Doc has a really good imagination.

Marijuana muse probs.