Election Thread 2016

[Finch]

Sell Texas to China.

[Doc Holliday]

LOL you going run your cars on love? Not to mention the world's 12 largest economy, bigger than Canada and India. The US could survive if it got rid of both California and Texas, but not just one.

I liked Arthur Davis' speech?

[Finch]

I don't run a car. I got all the steel i need.

[Finch]

Plus Colorado makes its own oil. Colorado succeed from the union.

[Doc Holliday]

Buttleaves posted something about gen Y's not buying cars. I totally welcome a movement from oil. It just seems like a mad dream right now.

[Doc Holliday]

I know, like, Republican women are suppose to be better in the sack, all closeted freaks and what-nots, but hearing Ann Romney talk about love sounds like the inside of her legs are as cold, wide and dry as the Great Basin.

[Yoshi]

Tax businesses less, tax rich people more if there money doesn't go to the company. Raise taxes on companies that offshore things and find a way to tax companies that use things like how Google uses Ireland to avoid paying any taxes on profits. Lower taxes for any companies that do the inverse.

Also lower sales tax across the board for non-Luxury goods and increase for things like jets. Except jet packs drop all tax on them until they become the tankard of transportation. Remove subsidies across the board. Lobbyists must make there case to people instead of directly to congress. Cap advertising spending for a campaign depending on the office and location, allow television to receive tax free money from the capped spending as an incentive and maybe requirement to do their service to allow politicians to advertise with them. Govt. I'll pay for debates, again tax free for a lower price to make the cap doable.

With no more subsidies for farmers to NOT farm land as a way of controlling food prices, food costs should go down and prevent inflation of minimum wage, making it a nearly live able wage.

Cut military spending by as much as half. Allow California to secede or cut it off.

Anything else?

The sad thing is that the jetpack stuff isn't the biggest joke in this post. Although you may have made up for it by throwing California into the Pacific.

[Thief Silver]

Finch reminded me that I forgot to add sell Puerto Rico.

[Diff-chan]

People should know that Chris Christie actually is a terrible governor, by his own publicly-admitted metrics. Taxes haven't gone down a dime (unless you're rich, of course) and unemployment here is well above the national average. He's just a blowhard asshole.

Wingnuts may derp about how he "hasn't had enough time" but these are the same people that were pinning everything wrong with America on Obama after his first week in office. It's been 3 years and he's pushed a lot of his pet policies through. He just sucks. Fuck Chris Christie.

[Thief Silver]

Also he is fat so he is more likely to cost his health insurance money.