Election Thread 2016

[sleeve]

https://twitter.com/Jzokun/status/78...360060416?s=09

This might be my favorite thing to come out of this entire election.

Megyn Kelly spot singing Lady of Spain? Amazing.

[Doc Holliday]

Trump is Biff from BTTF2 and Hillary is Mr Burns. Bernie was Marty McFly.

[Calliander]

Trump is Stannis Baratheon and Clinton is Ramsay Bolton.

- He adopts a new religion after years worshiping other gods, but he does so as a means to an end. He doesn't believe any of it beyond it helping him to win the Iron Throne.
- He begins doing things that others view as insane in his quest, due mainly to this new religion. However, despite what a lot of people say, he gains followers who like him because he's tough and strong.
- He launches a failed attempt to take over King's Landing, defeated by the Lannisters. The Lannisters are a rich and old family who nobody really likes but lets them rule because they can't do anything about it.
- He nurses his wounds and plans to take over the North via Winterfell, a place held by the psychotic Bolton family. The Boltons are known for their cruelty, even going so far as to flay their enemies. Ramsay Bolton sics his ravenous dogs on people and generally gets away with everything, much to the dismay of everyone around him.
- He grows stronger by helping the Night's Watch, who patrol the Wall to keep people out of Westeros.
- As he marches on Winterfell, Stannis is beset by all kinds of missteps and bad luck. Ramsay sneaks into his camp and sabotages it, causing defections.
- In an attempt to gain the upper hand over the Boltons, Stannis sacrifices his own daughter in the name of the religion he doesn't truly believe in. This whittles his force down to a very small amount of faithful people.
- He makes it to Winterfell with what seems like a plan, only to see Ramsay Bolton come at him with a fucking cavalry phalanx. He loses epically.

So the question is, who is our Jon Snow?

[Error]

https://twitter.com/Jzokun/status/78...360060416?s=09

This might be my favorite thing to come out of this entire election.

I guess I posted that in the wrong thread. Oh well.

[kingoffighters]

So the question is, who is our Jon Snow?

Bernie

[Josh]

So the question is, who is our Jon Snow?

Your mother.

[Dolemite]

On Tuesday when Bill O'Reilly told him that "you're behind with women," Trump responded, "I'm not sure I believe it. I'm not sure I believe it."

lol

[Doc Holliday]

Cartman is real.

[Melf]

Some Trump supporters tweet to repeal the 19th amendment, as some polls show he would win overwhelmingly if only men voted. Hilarious.

[Joust Williams]

lol.