Since Hillary poisoned Kanye, I now predict the following elections:
2020 - ~ Rematch ~ Hillary v. Trump
2024 - Hillary makes history as the first candidate since FDR to win the nomination three elections in a row. A newly radicalized Howard Dean becomes the nominee of the growing Socialist party and Trump endorses Gedde Watanabe who enters politics and legally changes his name to Long Duk Dong.
Hillary v Dong v Dean
2028 - nominating Marco Rubio, the GOP returns to it's roots as a crazed Howard Dean has created gridlock in congress and shutting down the government for 2 years to Libertarian delight. Hillary continues her streak winning the nomination for the fourth time.
Hillary v Rubio v Dean
2032 - Hillary makes history again winning the nomination five times in a row and being the oldest candidate to be nominated! Miley Cyrus wins the Socialist party nomination, whom also now has a majority in congress.
Hillary v Rubio v Cyrus
2035 China buys the United States and renames it New Korea.
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