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  1. #41
    lol

  2. OMG, give him a baby Chris Tucker

  3. The words "sell-out whore" come to mind.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Yamcha View Post
    The words "sell-out whore" come to mind.
    When you've paid your dues the way Jackie Chan has, you are free to sell out in any and every way imaginable.

  5. #45
    I would see this movie to support Jackie Chan. The man is wonderful.
    Pete DeBoer's Tie
    There are no rules, only consequences.

  6. story details. No I won't spoiler them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Moviehole.net

    Sherry is offered a transfer to China. Considering the U.S office is about to lay off everyone, it's really her only choice; especially since nobody else at the office has been offered a transfer. With her young son Dre (Jaden Smith) in tow, the single-mother makes Beijing her new home. Needless to say, not knowing Chinese, and experiencing a bit of culture shock, they both find it a little hard to settle in - - Dre especially.

    Like Daniel Larusso in the original film, Dre (who, unlike Larusso, is a skateboarding video-game buff) immediately catches the attention of the local bullies - in particular, Lui Wei Cheng. And before too long, Dre is going home with bruises (he tries to hide a black-eye under a cap by pulling it as far down his face as he can) and whining about wanting to return to the states.

    Dre's enrolled into a strict Beijing Middle School. His first day there is a bit of a shambles - the assistant principal spots his bruises, and assumes he's been fighting (which, of course, they don't accept under any circumstances), and he turns up in a school uniform, something he didn't have to wear that day (there's only certain days when a uniform is required).

    The Mr Myiagi character is actually named Mr. Han (Jackie Chan). He's the maintenance man of the apartment lock that Sherry and Dre have moved into, and meets the new residents when he's called over to fix their hot water service. From the bathroom, Han spots Dre practicing martial-arts kicks (unsuccessfully) in front of a video-game, and catches his black eye.

    Later, of course, he'll agree to teach him - both martial-arts and the Chinese language (so he can impress his mother by haggling over apples).
    The ‘John Kreese' character - the character played by Martin Kove in the original film - is Li Quan Ha, the owner of the Fighting dragon school of Kung-Fu. One visit to the school - in which Li Quan terrorizes his students (who range from the age of 3 onwards), namely Lui Wei Cheng - and Dre is immediately put off.

    Oh, and yes, there's a love interest - someone mother wants Dre to bring home for dinner.

    "The film has a similar tone to the original movie", I'm told. "There are a lot of funny lines - mainly delivered by Jackie Chan. It is actually a good script though, very good in fact. It's different enough to be considered its own beast too".
    Link.

    LOL!

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    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

  7. Please rename this Kung-Fu Kid.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  8. Actually that's the other rumor. It might be re-named to that.
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

  9. Actually I thought that was official now.
    Xbox Live- SamuraiMoogle

  10. No the execs and Smith vehemently deny that. They still call it Karate Kid.

    It may change, but for now ...
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

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