Looking for iPod Alternatives - Any Suggestions?

**Anal Kaboom** · 10 Dec 2008, 10:17 PM

Those days are long gone. Steve Jobs will forever be a cocky dousche bag.

**Brisco Bold** · 10 Dec 2008, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Anal Kaboom

Those days are long gone. Steve Jobs will forever be a cocky douche bag.

Originally Posted by FSJ

I created the iPod. Have you fucking heard of it?

**Grave** · 10 Dec 2008, 10:31 PM

Steve Jobs was a cocky douchebag even before he had anything to be cocky about. Nothing has changed. He is what he is.

**Anal Kaboom** · 10 Dec 2008, 10:38 PM

Cocky douche bags are born not made...interesting theory.

**Finch** · 11 Dec 2008, 12:36 AM

No wai! Steve Jobs used to be just one of the guys. That was before iPods happened and he was eaten by the hipster culture he helped to create.

See, back in 199X, my mom bought an iMac computer, and it was nice! Until suddenly it turned into a piece of shit. Those were before the days of not counting on a company to deliver a good product without extended warranty, mind you. She emailed Steve Jobs, and the email was actually replied by his secretary. In the end, she got a brand new iMac for free!

**Grave** · 11 Dec 2008, 12:55 AM

READ ABOUT THE EARLY HISTORY OF APPLE COMPUTER, FINCH! YOU WILL SEE!

**YellerDog** · 11 Dec 2008, 12:58 PM

Are older black and white screen iPods still worth a shit? I like the look of 'em.

**Grave** · 11 Dec 2008, 01:50 PM

My second gen one still works great. Only thing that went wrong was the battery life got shorter, and I installed a new one pretty easily. It weighs a ton and it's about the size of a deck of cards, but other than that it's good!