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    Super Mario Bros... THE MOVIE

    Anyone see this on the disney channel (lol) last night? I was flipping through late last night at around 12 (nothing was on public access ) and I see this weird things with small heads so I figure I'll watch a bit. I'm thinking to myself holy shit this movie is friggin awful! A little but later this ugly dude calls this other ugly dude mario and I'm like WTF kind of name is mario? Then that ugly mario dude calls the other ugly dude Luigi! So hear it was, the movie I would've killed to see when I was 4 (or sumthin) was cheesy as shit! Well I keep on watching and it seems like all they did pretty much was take some other cheesy movie and then use mario's names... How could nintendo let them do this! *sigh* Well what did everyone else think of this movie? The only thing I liked is when that lady stabbed Yoshi, he he he. O, and did anyone see that elevator scene? my god...

  2. this is why i feel the first mortal kombat and resident evil movies are the only two game movies worth watching. i thought tomb raider was overly campy (especially the end sequence), tho most disagree since they're making a sequel.

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    Mortal Kombat was awsome, never did see RE, and Tomb Raider was good because you could see her boob in that one scene They at least followed a similar plot and had things like the video game! This MArio movie was soooooo NOT mario it wasnt even funny! I mean come on, some dude (not a dragon) in a parralel universe turning people into fungus and then coming to our world with some rock? LOL

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    Jay Guest
    It was a funny movie for all of the wrong reasons.

  5. Well, Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil, were great game to movie translations, but Tomb Raider sucked BIG TIME !!!

    And dont listen to Ethugg opionio about that

    Now, I think that Super Mario Brothers is silly fun. Is it a good movie? No, but does being bad make it less fun to watch? Nope, I still enjoy this film campines, and it does have some nice make up and visual fx scenes for me to enjoy

    Dennis Hopper as King Koopa is great

    And Lance Henrksen shows up at the end for 5 sec as Mushroom King

  6. What in the holy hell did this movie have to do with the game...hmmmmm...NOTHING!!!!! abso-fucking-lutly NOTHING!!! this movie was just flat out BAD...not so-so, not "I guess it was ok" this movie was BAD! sorry, but come on...you know how bad it is...right?
    What isn't remembered, Never happened

  7. SOME ONE DELETE THIS THREAD NOW!!!!NOW!!!!! NO ONE EVER BRING THIS, OR THE DOUBLE DRAGON MOVIE UP AGAIN. FOR THE LOVE OF MIYAMOTO!!!!AHHHHH! IT HAS JOHN LEQU....FUCK THAT GUY! NOT ONLY IS MARIO NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER, BUT HE DOESN'T GET "DAISY"AND DON'T MAKE ME BRING UP YOSHI. THAT'S IT. SOMEONE DELETE THIS NOW!!!!!

  8. Well, I liked Double Dragon It have Mark Dacascos in it And some nice visual fx and make up.

    Another guilty pleasure of mine

  9. What Lucas said.

    Game Goomba: Tiny mushroom with giant head
    Movie Goomba: Giant lizard with tiny head

    Game Yoshi: Cuddly dino thing
    Movie Yoshi: Slimy lizard thing. Decidedly not cuddly

    Game environment: Sunny meadow mostly. Happy.
    Movie environment: Underground city overrun by fungus.

    Game Koopa: GIANT FIRE BREATHING TURTLE.
    Movie Koopa: Some guy.

    Game Luigi: He is what he is.
    Movie Luigi: I'm sorry he didn't pass his Backstreet Boys audition.


    *sigh*

    Resident Evil movie = badass

  10. The sad part about this movie being so bad is that most of us probably wanted to see it cuz we were little at the time and didn't know any better.

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