The Obama Presidency

[Cheebs]

We didn't enter a new war. I can't really give a rat's ass what other countries think of us.

[Yoshi]

So you're disappointed that:
were lost instead of Syrian lives?

Please show me where I said we should have attacked Syria.

[A Robot Bit Me]

But mystique! Surely its preservation is worth a handful of dead brownies.

What bilge.

[Cheebs]

This all sounds like that South Park episode where Japan was almost able to bomb Pearl Harbor because all they needed to do to keep America happy was compliment their huge American penis.

We need to stop worrying about our dick size.

[A Robot Bit Me]

We didn't do anything. That's the problem.

What would you have had him do? Deliberate less? Draw fastur?

[Yoshi]

Not defer to Russia's direction. Kerry's dumb ass should have been negotiating directly from the second we learned about the chemical weapons. It's called leadership.

[Cheebs]

This is like an Eagles fan being mad that the Eagles won because Shady McCoy scored the winning touchdown when he wanted Michael Vick to score the winning touchdown.

There was no war. That is a win. Does it really matter who brought about that win?

[Anthony]

Not defer to Russia's direction. Kerry's dumb ass should have been negotiating directly from the second we learned about the chemical weapons. It's called leadership.

You mean you thought it would have been possible for America to negotiate the removal of all chemical weapons without military engagement?

[Yoshi]

Considering nothing has actually occurred yet, I'm not positive that anyone could negotiate the actual removal of all chemical weapons. But to not even try is pretty telling about the current administration's capabilities and reputation.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Not defer to Russia's direction.

You do realize that Russia is the only country with any influence in Syria, right?