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Thread: The Obama Presidency

  1. It would be interesting to hear what they had to say if they were resurrected today. I'm sure Franklin would have two fingers in Kate Upton before the rest woke up.
    It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.

  2. I think their first question would be why we are still using their Constitution.

    Their second would ask to sniff Ben's fingers.

  3. Why would they ask that? Because we would have rebelled a dozen times and written a dozen new constitutions had we really thought like them?

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  4. Obama Eulogy
    By MATT NEGRIN (@MattNegrin)
    WASHINGTON, May 23, 2012


    The 2004 version of Barack Obama, who captured the nation with a dazzling speech about unity and went on to win the presidency on a message of hope, died on Monday. He was 8 years old.

    The cause of death appeared to be a bitter realization that he needed to win reelection in an increasingly partisan political environment, a cancer that he had been battling for months if not years.

    Obama's illness got the best of him late Monday, as he announced that his campaign for four more years in the White House would be based not on optimism, but rather the shady corporate record of his opponent, Mitt Romney, who ran a private-equity firm that few Americans knew about before this year.

    Obama's announcement was a stark contrast to the speech that catapulted him into his party's sights eight years ago, when he electrified Democrats at their quadrennial convention.

    "There is not a liberal America and a conservative America," Obama declared to cheers at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. "There is the United States of America.

    "We are one people," Obama roared, perhaps envisioning his political future as the crowd rose to its feet. "All of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America."

    And strangely enough, it was in that very speech that Obama predicted his own demise. Just before his climactic applause line, the future president issued a stark warning.

    "Even as we speak," he said, "there are those who are preparing to divide us -- the spin masters, the negative ad peddlers, who embrace the politics of anything goes."

    On May 21, 2012, more than three years after he was sworn into office, Obama confessed at a press conference in his hometown, Chicago, that he had become one of those peddlers.
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    It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.

  5. Link the peddler quote or gtfo.

  6. It was in the title, but I went ahead and added it to the bottom.
    It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Fe 26 View Post
    Why would they ask that?
    They wouldn't. Considering the timeline for drafting the Constitution and quality of thought and verbiage in it they would probably have a few choice words for the degradation of personal rights more than anything (the Patriot Act, specifically). I doubt they would prejudge the way things are, too. They were all smart men with a penchant for understanding sociological structures, pressures and concerns.
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  8. A golden age, when rich Americans were smart.

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