Memorable quotes

[Doc Holliday]

We're out of cocaine.

Corey Vs Corey

[Advocate]

"Anal Bum Covers for 500, Alex"

Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery

[Netwurked]

Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery

I'll take "The Rapist" for 500 Alex.

[Josh]

Corey Vs Corey

This NEVER happened. I promise.

[Low]

Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you.

[Doc Holliday]

This NEVER happened. I promise.

No shit?!? Then what could have killed the tour?



EDIT: Nevermind I just remembered...

Skeletor, NOOOOO!

Corey Vs Corey

[PaCrappa]

Teddy Roosevelt:

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

"Citizenship in a Republic,"
Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris, April 23, 1910

A couple more on the same subject:

"...the man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who actually does the work, even if roughly and imperfectly, not the man who only talks or writes about how it ought to be done." (1891)

"Criticism is necessary and useful; it is often indispensable; but it can never take the place of action, or be even a poor substitute for it. The function of the mere critic is of very subordinate usefulness. It is the doer of deeds who actually counts in the battle for life, and not the man who looks on and says how the fight ought to be fought, without himself sharing the stress and the danger." (1894)

[Gooch]

Great quotes, ones I certainly need to take heed of in life.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

James York

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

"The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times."
Thom Yorke

[Andrew]

The ten most dangerous words in the English language are "Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."