Reply With QuoteI got crazy excited when I saw this thread was up top after logging in, and it was all about a stupid rumor. That seemed too idiotic, even for Sega.
Really wish a sequel would happen, though.
I would play that
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
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I got crazy excited when I saw this thread was up top after logging in, and it was all about a stupid rumor. That seemed too idiotic, even for Sega.
Really wish a sequel would happen, though.
I too would love an actual sequel, but how would they make it any more over the top than the first? Resurrect and kill god... again?
2013 Games Beat: 13
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Alien god and god's brother steven.
Time to ride the crazy chair!
Why the fuck did Eurogamer link to Spong? This is the same fucking website that proclaimed that Resident Evil 4 was coming to Xbox, among many, many other complete fabrications. Nobody should link to them, especially a site as reputable as EG.
Electronic cigarette.
You're worried about the story? I raised you better than that.
Eh, it never stopped them from making Devil May Cry games. Didn't you fight your way to hell in the first one? How'd they keep topping that? (honestly, I don't really remember any of the end bosses or plots to any DMC).
Hmmm. Maybe they could give her ultimate power in the first hour of the game, only for the power to manifest into a separate consciousness and split from her. This would leave her in a half alive state that if left untreated will kill her. She must fight her other self and retake the missing part of her soul or die.
In the final battle of the game, you will climb up a large 99% naked woman like SotC and destroy magic ruins. This will conveniently require you to climb up sexy TnA. (I think something like this might be in the first game. Whatever. Do it again. Make the boobs and ass bigger this time).
And the ending can be a cut scene of you holding your dying darker half that you kiss in a lesbian scene as you reabsorb her. And throw in some Japanese animeish monologue about accepting our flaws and not letting them manifest into blah blah blah.
*que faceshot, stick lollypop in mouth, turn, zoom into ass, walk off screen. Screen goes black, go to credits, insert little cut scenes of monsters and Bayonetta being silly
Que posta, hombre?
You're suppose to have me on total ignore Yoshi.
Someone quoted an actual useful post from you, so I had a change of heart. Korian is still there keeping it warm for you though.
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