Shave Like a Man

[PaCrappa]

MY sack.
MY cack.
MY fronting.

I like how you have to pay to put your kid through school even if you don't have one.

[Doc Holliday]

MY sack.
MY cack.
MY fronting.

I shaved them, it's my balls, and they house my children. So again, bulldog master, where do you get your shit from?

[PaCrappa]

YOUR MOMS HOUSE

[Kidnemo]

Shit just got too real for me.

I fold.

[Mzo]

I shave my beard with my balls, that is how hard I am.

[PaCrappa]

It must suck to train under your ballbeard.

[FuryFox]

I like the idea of this "safety (double-edge?) razor, mostly for the savings compared to buying refills for the Mach 3 or whatever we have. I don't why it would better, necessarily, in terms of razor burn and in-grown hairs, but might as well give it a shot. Is there some reason why you need to special soap to lather, or can you just use typical shaving cream/gel?

[Doc Holliday]

It's a religious thing. Joey Ramone used Badger Balls Soap because it was the only brand that wouldn't irritate his muppet skin.

[Josh]

I see the fact that you brag about not working, shaving with one blade, and cast judgements on somebody who could actually, you know, pay for his kid's education and think "What a silly ass future hobo casting judgement again because of a false one-blade shaving claim" and laugh because you'll peter yourself out eventually.

I only "bragged" about it because another one of the button up types called me out on things for no reason, which sent this thread into a stupid off topic nightmare.

Also, dumbass: there are different ways to live life. Stop having such a narrow fucking view on things. Yes, you're successful. Good for you. Your idea of success is not appealing to me, and it doesn't have to be. Now shut up about it.

[Josh]

I like the idea of this "safety (double-edge?) razor, mostly for the savings compared to buying refills for the Mach 3 or whatever we have. I don't why it would better, necessarily, in terms of razor burn and in-grown hairs, but might as well give it a shot. Is there some reason why you need to special soap to lather, or can you just use typical shaving cream/gel?

Shaving cream dries your face out, I hear there is good shaving gel out there. I like the brush and soap personally. The brush lifts the hairs, depositing lather underneath and giving me a shave I like.

It works better in terms of razor burn and in grown hairs because you're not forcing a dull, multiblade razor across your face. The weight of the safety razor is enough, you don't have to push