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  1. Keep The Motor Running

    Previously titled: I Hate Horror Movies - Doc presents a series on vagina airing (where I used TNL's advanced arguing abilities to brainstorm how to shoot my first slasher flick)


    What annoys you about slasher, thiller, and psycho-dramas? What's put into them that makes you roll your eyes or shake your head?
    Last edited by Doc Holliday; 05 Apr 2010 at 03:35 AM. Reason: Movie is done.
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  2. Ummm... The only offense a horror movie can possibly commit is neglecting to show enough boobies.

    The genre is pretty flawless otherwise.

  3. I love horror movies. Love 'em.

    As for complaints, however...I guess they could try having more character development so you actually give a shit when someone gets killed. I'd also like to see more "average" looking people in them as opposed to the pretty, perfect-looking model-types that you always see. Shit, a friend and I were watching Alien the other night and I noted to him that there wasn't one attractive person in that whole movie. It was almost refreshing.

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  4. Nancy is pretty average looking too. In the 1980's you would have thought it a crime not to make it a 36D Hawaiian Tropics girl posing as a high schooler.
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  5. I love horror movies too, but like anything that you love you have to forgive its faults. Acting is always a big problem, since the budgets tend to be so low--but that can add to the charm. The stories are usually stupid. They can be misogynistic and appeal to the the lowest common denominator. Even The Evil Dead, a movie that I love, has a retarded plot, silly special effects, and stupid acting. But there's something about that image of a cabin in the woods submerged in fog that sticks with you. It's just fun--like modern campfire stories.

    I also think that looking at horror movies and stories has an interesting commentary about what society fears at the time. I wrote a paper on it a while ago--it's neat to look back on this stuff.

    But for the most part they are crappy movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheebs View Post
    Ummm... The only offense a horror movie can possibly commit is neglecting to show enough boobies.

    The genre is pretty flawless otherwise.
    Holy shit did you nail it.

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  7. Quote Originally Posted by Cheebs View Post
    Ummm... The only offense a horror movie can possibly commit is neglecting to show enough boobies.

    The genre is pretty flawless otherwise.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yoshi View Post
    Holy shit did you nail it.

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    agreed. end the thread.

    Also: the girl taking a shower ... while the killer is on the loose. Oh yeah you're safe.
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  8. You don't like girls taking showers?

  9. Advocate likes dem stank hoes.

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  10. Quote Originally Posted by Dyne View Post
    You don't like girls taking showers?
    I love girls taking showers, but the fear factor is gone when like every fucking Horror movie has this. Hell fucking Scream brought it up and I agreed with it. Still do.
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