Glenn Beck Allegedly Raped and Murdered a Girl in 1990

**Aurora** · 02 Sep 2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Mr-K

You really shouldn't. I hate all of these assholes. I have equal amount of contempt for Chris Matthews as I do Sean Hannity.

Although Chris Matthews did once make my friend look like a stupid asshole in a street interview once. It was fucking amazing.

The question is: do you prefer Dave Matthews?

**Mr-K** · 02 Sep 2009, 03:57 PM

I was out with friends one night several years ago and we found a copy of a Dave Matthews live album in his brothers car. So we took a rather large amount of firecrackers (300 I think), wrapped it around the cd and then placed that over a pile of gunpowder. Then my friend did something rather dumb when igniting it and...

That was a fun night in the emergency room!

So yes, I probably hate Dave Matthews more.

**Nirvana** · 06 Sep 2009, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by cigsthecat

Gilbert Gottfried rules.

First thing I thought of.

**Dunlap** · 04 Nov 2009, 10:11 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...l_car_accident harsh

**Fe 26** · 04 Nov 2009, 11:24 AM

not really

**Zerodash** · 06 Nov 2009, 08:36 AM

Am I missing something (a joke perhaps) with all this? This whole allegation seems to have started in an internet thread. This is even more stupid than the whole "birther" thing.

Oh well, I actually have heard allegations amongst liberals 'round my parts that NJ is officially populated by racists because of the election.