CWC / Chris-Chan

**Am I Anonymous?** · 25 Nov 2009, 12:01 AM

So, if I lived in VA and had a job at Gamestore then I would be really worried about this nerd's social life? Wow, VA really, really sucks.

**Fe 26** · 25 Nov 2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Shine

More of a 20-45 angle.

And the Julie anime sex doll vid is classic.

so, like is it bent in the middle, or do you mean it just doesn't hang down when hard? Cause the second one isn't weird at all. You can get surgery for the second so you hang low and look longer.

**Shine** · 27 Nov 2009, 12:08 AM

It's bent somewhere between the middle and the tip upwards when hard. But really, it's the shape of it that really has me puzzled.

Oh, I should post pics of the My Little Pony dolls that he makes, I'll get them posted after I find them.

Doc: It's simple, I heard them playing audio of him on O&A, then searched out the clip on YouTube where he describes in detail how and why he drinks his cum. I sent it to her and we had a good laugh and then...

[23:10] sailormercuryluv: He lives right here in town.
[23:10] TheSlit: SRSLY
[23:11] sailormercuryluv: Even better, I've met him.
[23:11] TheSlit: Liar.
[23:11] sailormercuryluv: Even better, he shops at my store.
[23:11] TheSlit: Nope.
[23:11] sailormercuryluv: Even better, Heidi, the store manager, the one I knew since she was like 12, has had "interactions" with him.
[23:12] TheSlit: No.
[23:12] TheSlit: You're a filthy, disgusting liar.
[23:12] TheSlit: Get a picture with him, next time you see him.
[23:13] sailormercuryluv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VciJB...e=channel_page
[23:13] sailormercuryluv: That's my mall.
[23:13] sailormercuryluv: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ima...hannov2007.jpg
[23:14] sailormercuryluv: That's where I buy my comic books.
[23:14] sailormercuryluv: All, 100% true.
[23:50] TheSlit: Hug him.
[23:50] TheSlit: Hug him and get a picture.
[23:50] sailormercuryluv: But then I'll smell like a 'tard's ass.
[23:50] TheSlit: Get a picture, and I'll marry you.
[23:50] sailormercuryluv: I'm so gettin one now.
[23:51] TheSlit: You better.
[23:51] TheSlit: Dead serious, too.
[23:51] TheSlit: Get a picture.
[23:51] sailormercuryluv: The second he pops in...
[23:51] TheSlit: You gotta be in it, too.
[23:51] sailormercuryluv: Duh.
[23:51] TheSlit: And you have to be hugging or holding hands or kissing
[23:51] TheSlit: or
[23:51] TheSlit: yeah.
[23:51] sailormercuryluv: I'll do the duck lips and the peace sign.
[23:51] TheSlit: But then he has to, too.
[23:52] sailormercuryluv: Nah, he's too stupid to figure that out.
[23:52] TheSlit: Please.
[23:52] TheSlit: Just make it special.
[23:52] sailormercuryluv: I'm practicing my pose.
[23:52] TheSlit: kgood.

And that's how that happened.

**kedawa** · 27 Nov 2009, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

It's bent somewhere between the middle and the tip upwards when hard. But really, it's the shape of it that really has me puzzled.

But how did it taste?
Seriously, you know entirely too much about this idiot's cock.

**Shine** · 02 Dec 2009, 05:27 PM

I just thought of something, since he drinks his own cum, to prevent the loss of any potential unborn children, think he snowballs after a BJ?

**dog$** · 02 Dec 2009, 08:50 PM

It would be a tremendous act of courage for any man to allow CWC to be anywhere remotely near his genitalia.

I think that mystery will remain unsolved.

It also appears that he will be able to live at home until his parents die. I wonder what will happen after that, since he obviously is incabable of self-sustenance.

**kedawa** · 03 Dec 2009, 12:19 AM

He'll fuck them, no doubt.

**Shine** · 04 Dec 2009, 06:33 PM

Hopefully he'll kill them and get sent to prison for it, then he becomes societies burden instead of theirs. Sad thing is, he isn't even the worst 'tard who shops at my store.