I dunno, dude.
Drink one tasty Saison instead of two Bud Lites.
I dunno, dude.
There's nothing wrong with craving dry light flavored beer once in a while. It happens to all of us. Doing it because you think it will keep you thin means the marketing is working and you need to be de-programmed.
Well I mean. A Bud Light has 110 calories. I was drinking Smuttynose Porters and those are 177 each. Those add up! It's also almost like water so it won't bother me as much. Although IPAs (drinking Righteous Rye right now) aren't bad.
Genetically engineered ground chuck has less calories than grass fed filet.
5.7 abv on the porter. 4.2 on the bud.
177 calories on the porter. 110 on the bud.
Can one of you big dick math motherfuckers figure out what provides a better alcohol to calorie ratio? I believe we are using "get wasted" as a goal here.
I would gladly do this, but I straight up don't get down with math outside of music.
Well, if it were to get wasted I'd just drink liquor. I mostly do. But for long hauls and ease on wallet, Bud is just cheaper.
I'll eat genetically engineered food. I'm not a food asshole.
My analogy wasn't as good as joshs ha!
Had my last Rhydant Beer tonight. Tasted kind of like a dry cider maybe?
I dug it.
Cheap beer snob protip: Zywiec Porter.
1) It's a great beer, rated 98 on ratebeer.
2) It's $1.80 for a 500 ml (17 oz) bottle.
3) It's 10% ABV
4) Better calorie/alcohol ratio than Bud Light
I really can't even choke down Bud Light if it's free at a party. It's just terrible.
Last edited by Frogacuda; 07 Mar 2012 at 11:40 AM.
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