They haven't had transformers fuck yet have they?
Bumblebee peed on a guy. That's kinda like foreplay.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
It'll be some Avatar-esque story where the Autobots and Decepticons have to come together to fight some organic alien collective hellbent on destroying all the "evils" of technology.
Last fight will involve Megatron & Optimus diving into the uterus of a literal "Mother Gaia" that controls the collective with a hive mind. Upon its destruction the exploded mass will rain onto Earth, re-terraforming it, ergo "transforming" it into a natural world paradise much akin to Pandora.
And somehow out of all this, Dinobots now roam the Panda-Earth.
See? Writes its fucking self.
You could see what the fuck was going on in TF2? Looked like a bunch of metal parts clinking against each other to me. Except for Bumblebee, Optimus and Megatron none of the other characters were very discernible.
Originally Posted by rezo
Story? It had a story? My mind went completely blank five minutes in, and it completely checked out at Autobot Heaven. Autobot. Heaven. Never mind that a giant autonomous metal and wires and foreign car parts and I'm pretty sure I saw a toaster oven in there, has a soul and can make it to a Heaven of some sort, we don't actually see any of the Autobots that die make it there. But, for some reason that makes sense in Bay's coke addled mind, a human makes it in. To AUTOBOT HEAVEN.
Last edited by BerringerX; 14 Jan 2010 at 09:57 PM.
Go into one of the cabins by the lake.
Fuck the movies, I just wanna know what stain fighter Megan Fox's pants had out in the desert. I could really use some of that shit mowing the yard.