Transformers 3

[Mr-K]

They haven't had transformers fuck yet have they?

[YellerDog]

It's coming.

[Dolemite]

Bumblebee peed on a guy. That's kinda like foreplay.

[Hero]

It'll be some Avatar-esque story where the Autobots and Decepticons have to come together to fight some organic alien collective hellbent on destroying all the "evils" of technology.

Last fight will involve Megatron & Optimus diving into the uterus of a literal "Mother Gaia" that controls the collective with a hive mind. Upon its destruction the exploded mass will rain onto Earth, re-terraforming it, ergo "transforming" it into a natural world paradise much akin to Pandora.

And somehow out of all this, Dinobots now roam the Panda-Earth.

See? Writes its fucking self.

[FirstBlood]

Panda-Earth.

*Incoming Transformers 3 thread about sad pandas that can't cope with the intangible idea of Panda-Earth*

[Drewbacca]

You could see what the fuck was going on in TF2? Looked like a bunch of metal parts clinking against each other to me. Except for Bumblebee, Optimus and Megatron none of the other characters were very discernible.

[YellerDog]

Because they were cars that transformed into unorganized silverware drawers?

[Advocate]

Something like that, Yeller.

Because the story was like an unorganized silverware drawer

[BerringerX]

Story? It had a story? My mind went completely blank five minutes in, and it completely checked out at Autobot Heaven. Autobot. Heaven. Never mind that a giant autonomous metal and wires and foreign car parts and I'm pretty sure I saw a toaster oven in there, has a soul and can make it to a Heaven of some sort, we don't actually see any of the Autobots that die make it there. But, for some reason that makes sense in Bay's coke addled mind, a human makes it in. To AUTOBOT HEAVEN.

Ergh.

[Bojack]

Fuck the movies, I just wanna know what stain fighter Megan Fox's pants had out in the desert. I could really use some of that shit mowing the yard.