Soon, Fred Phelps. It may be a little premature, but...
I never had it in here
Soon, Fred Phelps. It may be a little premature, but...
Hey hey hey. Much as I will enjoy hearing the news that he is now a rotting corpse, this ain't the near dead thread. That's out there, elsewhere in the forum.
Dying Phelps to stunned family: "I'm gay"
Called it years ago.
EDIT: damn, turns out nationalreport.net is an Onion knockoff.
Last edited by Space Pirate Roberts; 17 Mar 2014 at 11:00 PM.
They better bury him on private property, or else those six feet of dirt will be washed away in a urine deluge within the year.
I'm not a devious man by nature... but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gonna be downright Archimedean.
I'm gonna dig him up and fuck his mouth.
Try to stop me.
Save me an orbital socket? Not into sloppy seconds.
I can't promise anything.
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