Does this happen to you?

[Rated E]

Does thinking about sex cause you to sneeze?

Wondering how common this is.

[YellerDog]

This thread is gonna go places. I just know it.

[Josh]

GUESS WHAT! The nose has tissue in it that swells up, like the sex organs, when you are sexually stimulated. This is why this happens to some people.

[Tones]

So a big shnoz equals nose erection?

[Josh]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

All those times you were sneezing at the flea, I thought it was because of the dust.
But you really wanted my balls. All you had to do was ask.

[ElCapichan]

Oh I eventually sneeze, but it isn't my nose that is doing the sneezing.

[dog$]

I do not sneeze when I think about sex.

I do, however, get the hiccups if I quickly eat anything that's remotely spicy. I've gotten the hiccups from quickly eating too many White Castle chicken rings because of the barbeque sauce.

[YellerDog]

I like hot sauce, and also have that problem! Sits right on that reactive nerve!

[Tones]

Peanut butter sandwiches create instant hiccups; the only remedy is a glass of milk.