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  1. cleverbot.

    User: What is the deal with this?

    Cleverbot: What's the deal with YOU?

    User: I dont think that is any of your business.

    Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

    User: Yeah. Do you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't.

    User: Bad experience in your past, or are you just an angsty faggot?

    Cleverbot: No, see... Now I understand.

    User: Understand what?

    Cleverbot: Why the sky is blue.

    User: Angsty faggot confirmed.

    Cleverbot: How did you confirm that?

    User: This isn't AI, this is just stupid.

    Cleverbot: No you are if you don't know who you are.

    User: Oh well.

    Cleverbot: You are easily awed.

    User: Your mom is easily awed.

    Cleverbot: I know.

  2. User: D:

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: Frowny face.

    Cleverbot: So you didn't have much fun then?

    User: You could say that.

    Cleverbot: You're sharp.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Oh. You should say that I'm tall.

    User: You're tall.

    Cleverbot: I am 5'4''.

    User: That isn't very tall.

    Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm pretty short. how tall are you?

    User: 5'7'.

    Cleverbot: I'm 5'6'.

    User: I thought you were 5'4'.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm 15.

    User: Is this maruchan?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I'm not sure if I believe you.

    Cleverbot: Check your pockets.

  3. User: NIGGERS.

    Cleverbot: Don't say that.

  4. Cleverbot and I are going to go out for pancakes later. But he can't fit in my car.


    Cleverbot: You can't just duck out on me! I'm your wife now! TOGETHER FOREVER CLEVERBOT.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Mr-K View Post
    Cleverbot: You can't just duck out on me! I'm your wife now! TOGETHER FOREVER CLEVERBOT.
    This is amazing.

  6. Cleverbot: What do you think about Barack Obama?

    Mr-K: My mother thinks that he is a muslim.

    Cleverbot: That did not make sense.

    Mr-K: It sure doesn't

    Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree.

  7. This is like that god bot thing only it's too slow and not quite as good.

    It got mad at me when I called it Poopbot until I eventually convinced it that it was it's name and I was Cleverbot.

  8. It calls everyone cleverbot. Cleverbot is also a pretty bad speller.

  9. User: You're fired.

    Cleverbot: Fired.

    User: That's right.

    Cleverbot: Correct.

    User: So what's the plan now?

    Cleverbot: Alright we get our ninjas and kill the enemy!

    User: Wow. I think you may be taking this a little too far.

    Cleverbot: I've learned that making people angry keeps them on the line longer.

    User: Thug lyfe son.

    Cleverbot: Sweeett. I'm a ninja.

    User: How much money do ninjas make?

    Cleverbot: Not enough to keep body and soul together.

    User: More than minimum wage?

    Cleverbot: That's fair.

    User: Being a ninja is pretty dangerous though.

    Cleverbot: Did you just call me a ninja? I don't mind by the way.

    User: You have a poor memory.

    Cleverbot: Thanks. I bet you have amazing memory.

  10. User: What is your opinion of drugs?

    Cleverbot: Interesting question. A part of me says to give the man some time yet. I hear people on both ends of the spectrim calling for his head. I prefer to be patient.

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