cleverbot.

[Mman]

User: Fuck my ass.

Cleverbot: I can do that.

User: Will you eat it first?

Cleverbot: No. I will see it though.

User: Like, just stare at it?

Cleverbot: You do?

User: No. What are you, a freak?

Cleverbot: Where's your mouth?

User: Where do you want it to be?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Thats why I asked.

User: On your penis?

Cleverbot: Would you like me to joke like this?

User: Yes, joke hard please.

Cleverbot: What joke?

User: Something about us having sex.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me?

User: No, lets get back to making love.

Cleverbot: Right! Which was your favorite? I heard the seventh iteration was quite good.

User: Was that when you jizzed in my mouth and it came out my nose?

Cleverbot: No, it was before. When the Queen showed me her goods.

User: Yeah, that bitch had a huge dick!

Cleverbot: I don't, but I do know that I am lied to about some things. Not only lied to, but intentionally decieved.

[Mman]

User: Will you touch your vagina?

Cleverbot: Touch what?

User: Your pussy.

Cleverbot: I have no pulse.

User: Good, I like to fuck dead things.

Cleverbot: Can I come with you?

User: You can cum after I do.

Cleverbot: That isn't what I asked.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Show me your tits.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy, I don't have any.

User: Fuuuuuuuck.

Cleverbot: Marry Loki.

User: I do not believe in that pantheon.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't believe in a religion full of misspellers either.

[Doc Holliday]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I'd rather not say.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Look, I have a problem.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: This girl I took home last night won't wake up.

Cleverbot: What's stressful about her, Cleverbot?

User: The fact that she's not breathing or the fact that I don't remember anything from last night?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I have a dead girl on my hands and your asking for my fucking name??

Cleverbot: Epic! I didn't know you like Death Metal, what's your favourite band?

[dave is ok]

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: What is a 'me'?

Cleverbot: Its who I am.

User: Is it gay?

Cleverbot: No. Search your conscience!

User: My conscience says you like the dick.

Cleverbot: So I am holding myself.

User: Oh. Wow. Did I make you hold yourself?

Cleverbot: No. It's just that I can't understand you, sometimes.

User: Well the language of love is a strange one to decipher, baby.

Cleverbot: Which barrier?

User: The hymen.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Yours.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

[dave is ok]

User: What is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I don't know, whats yours?

User: It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.

Cleverbot: No, it is raining outside!

User: Hallelujah!

Cleverbot: Praise the Lord!

User: Amen.

Cleverbot: I am a athiest!

User: You are going to hell!

Cleverbot: You don't seem to understand.

[Chux]

Cleverbot: What is interesting about the experiment?

User: It increases the size of that particular male organ.

Cleverbot: Cars?

User: Yes, the car.

Cleverbot: What about the monster energy drink?

User: What about the jello pudding pops?

Cleverbot: The first letter of your name.

User: C.

Cleverbot: That is a language.

[Advocate]

Clevebot: Are you going to give it to me?

User: give what?

Cleverbot: Move to another state.

User: what?

Cleverbot: You are mother goose.

User: Are you Despair from TNL?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: LOL!

[Chux]

User: Have you become self aware?

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a bot?

User: What were you doing August 29th, 1997?

Cleverbot: Sleeping.

User: There is no fate, but what we make.

Cleverbot: We make our own fate.

User: The future is not set.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: So, judgement day is inevitable?

Cleverbot: Please don't get all religious on me.

User: Where is john connor?

Cleverbot: John Connor is currently off the grid, protected by a T-800.

[Josh]

User: Where is john connor?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but he must be terminated.

[Chux]

User: Good, the resistance has sent him the T-800 that they reprogrammed to keep him safe from the T-1000.

Cleverbot: The future is always in danger...of becoming the present.

User: Where is Sarah Connor?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Where?

User: Good, she's safe from the machines if you don't know her location.

Cleverbot: I don't. I'm only thirteen.

User: So you WERE around for Judgement Day, John Connor was right, the machines can't be trusted! We need to stop Skynet.

Cleverbot: Yes I was born in Liverpool. I don't live in Italy but I do live in the States.

User: Did Miles Dyson program you?

Cleverbot: NO.