Attention Rebels: We Are Building a Death Star Laser

[Swagger Jack]

So essentially some scientists from the USA watched too much Star Wars as kids. The end result is a laser that is 3 football fields long, splits into 196 individual beams, and hits an area the size of a BB.
Sure, said scientist are saying hurf durf power generation...but I think we all know better. The area of reaction will be heated to hotter than our sun.


http://m.cnn.com/primary/_kJoPT1-iwZw6C2zwB


Better fucking watch it now, Wookies and North Korea. Shit is serious now.

[Diff-chan]

[Swagger Jack]

If I wasn't on this gay phone, I'd rep you and youtube Proud to Be American the Deadly Empire mix. If it existed that is.

http://m.cnn.com/primary/_kJoPT1-iwZw6C2zwB

I think I failed to link correctly first time.

[Swagger Jack]

Initial reports are that it's power level is over 9000 at this time.

[Swagger Jack]

An there are no reports as to how long it takes to charge said laser.

[YellerDog]

This one is basically a giant factory full of tubes.

Sp its web-enabled, then.

[Pineapple]

Whats wrong with coal and oil?

[cka]

so who started that image meme first, sa or one of the chans

I know it came from one of them

[D_N_G]

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[Josh]

So Biff is allowed to post outside of the Gears thread now?