For any one who needs a good laugh...

[James]

You can get some good stuff with the Random tab, though-

<skatoni> will some one please help
<shev> ya?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<shev> unplug your modem
<skatoni> how?
<shev> see those wires behind your computer?
<shev> rip'em all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)

Or-

<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button

But as always with Random, it's a mixed bag. Still worth doing a couple of times, though.

James

[Hot Like Wasabi]

#6797 +(9)- [X]

drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store
WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..
drdink> actually what you do
drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole
drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department
drdink> and plug it in to the pole
drdink> and you can walk around the store
drdink> and they can't catch you
drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing


#10361 +(10)- [X]

AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it

[Rick]

AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it

HA! That's easily one of the best ones yet.