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  1. For any one who needs a good laugh...

    Some of this stuff is great. They are quotes from IRC. Funny ass stuff

    http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top
    "Remember, not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck."
    Geek in the Desert

  2. #5598 +(300)- [SUX]

    *Kazz* Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
    *Zaratustra* a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
    *Zaratustra* like a network card without the appropriate driver.
    *Kazz* Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
    *Sharkey* And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.


    bwahahaha!



  3. Look, This one is game related:

    #5301 +(353)- [SUX]

    <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
    <FlipTopBx> is it modded?



  4. #4848 +(401)- [SUX]

    *ohm* damn
    *ohm* FUCK
    *ohm* DAMN
    *ohm* i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
    *ohm* FUCK
    *ohm* i go like this to her
    *ohm* "i want to suck on your clit"
    *ohm* FUCK



    "Remember, not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck."
    Geek in the Desert

  5. #5
    #3111 +(88)- [SUX]

    (Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?
    (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
    (Samadhi) He may check you though
    (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth
    (Brodie) Sweet
    (Brodie) This is win win




    That brownie story is pretty screwed up, too. I'd feel very sorry for the guy if it was true.

  6. **Goes to steal quotes from the ol' #GD-Kun quotebot**

    The best one I read from that site was the one with the guy, and the brownies =X I say no more, go look for it
    Play Guitar Hero //

  7. Fucking classic.
    It's a mirror image!

  8. hahahahaha thats fucking classic
    "Punch the yeti! Win a free Llama!"

  9. They have updated but not as funny as the other page.

    http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?latest
    "Remember, not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck."
    Geek in the Desert

  10. #10
    Yeah, that one wasn't as good. The two that did having me laughing out loud were:

    <teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent.
    <mmmichael> what does lent do to you?
    <mmmichael> does it fuck you up?

    And:

    <Chewy> ok. if you let me back in finalfight, i'll send you tentacle porn!!!!!
    <Chewy> please let me in...
    <Chewy> you like tentacle porn, right?
    <Chewy> fag

    The latter one is especially funny because it sounds like TNL.

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