Post Your Pictures, Part XX

[Diff-chan]

You look like the Rob Liefeld Captain America in the 3rd picture.

[Gohron]

Pretty badass dude. Awesome pics as well.

[Pineapple]

So last night something happened for the first time since I stopped drinking nearly 2 years ago: woke up face down on the floor!!! I guess I woke up to use the bathroom, and on my way tripped on something and fell. My hands were in my hoody trying to warm up, so the part of me that cushioned my fall was my FACE. Not even sure how long I was out for, but I woke up and went pee and just glanced at the mirror on my way out and saw this bad boy, freshly tore up and bleeding a bit. Didn't start to hurt until after I'd gone back to sleep and got up again this morning, turned into a wonderful skull-ache for the rest of the day. My face still feels a little wonky. This shit is going to leave a mark.

[Dolemite]

That bruise is vaguely shaped like the head of a penis. Hmm.

[Pineapple]

I don't even want to think of the force necessary to create that kind of mark with a penis.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Yikes. You might want to let a doctor have a peek at that, especially if you're feeling nauseous.

[Thief Silver]

Yeah, another person had a fall like that for some reason and it turned out to be something in his brain.

[Pineapple]

A lady I work with mentioned I should have a doc look at it too, her husband has siezures and stuff that began from a strong blow to the head. I have been feeling pretty nauseated since it happened, honestly. I'm in the bathroom right now for like the 15th time today, totally ruining my numbers at work!

[Advocate]

You maybe suffering a concussion.

[Dolemite]

Advocate may be right.

Personally, I still think it was a penis that was flying at your tonsils at breakneck speed, only to miss the mark at the last second.