Post Your Pictures, Part XX

[Josh]

king asshole or a member of his court.

[Dolemite]

Why are you holding a fist up to her face?

BECAUSE THE BITCH DOESN'T LISTEN!!!!

[Josh]

To be fair, she was totally asking for it with that outfit.

[Josh]

Well. Let's get this shit started.

I always hoped you really were Jimmy Carter.

The dream is over.

[Nick]

No, that's what Jimmy Carter looks like with his giant beard shaved off. Really, it is.

BLV 2013.

[Type Ryan]

FUCK THAT

here is a picture of me at a Halloween show that will undoubtedly realign the chi of this thread

Realigned. That's a pretty bitchin' shot.

Here's a picture of me with the pet rat, Oreo

He reminds of Ben from Willard. Such a TERRIBLE movie.

On topic: Here is a picture which is apparently from some video I've never seen. I'm being awesome as usual. Bonus points for a rare Type Ryan sighting.

Finally, a nice action shot! It's not one where I look stupid holding a pair of sticks.

[Nomi]

Tell me more about your rat, Nomi. I think they're interesting choices as pets...is he smart? Have you taught him to do anything cool? Any quirks?

Rats are great! This rat Oreo belongs to someone else and he's a bit cooler than my current rats (they were rescued after being abandoned at a park). Oreo is about a pound and a half. He is litter box trained for poop, but he sometimes has small "marking" urine when he's out of his cage. It doesn't have a strong odor at all and it's a few drops, not an accident type deal. Rats are smart! They know their names and can learn tricks like fetch, walking on their hind legs, spinning in circles and more. They're often very cuddly; Oreo will burrow into the crook of your arm and do the rat equivalent of purring (grinding their teeth) when you pet and scratch his head. They're very, very eager for attention and generally love people.

They're calmer than ferrets, and not quite as mischief-prone. They need to be kept in pairs (they're highly social so keeping them alone is not okay) and need a ferret-sized cage. They're smarter than kittens but dumper than puppies. Their lifespan is, sadly, only 2-3 years.

I love pet rats. They're low-maintenance and very rewarding since you get a lot of cuddling and playtime at your convenience. You get what you put into it though; the best, super playful cuddly ones have owners who did spend an hour or more a day socializing them early on.

[Razor Ramon]

Who hacked Nick's account?

[Josh]

some video I've never seen

I saw it. It's pretty good. Converting and uploading to youtube for that ass shortly.

[Dolemite]

The short lifespan is what makes me think twice about getting a rat (or an octopus, for that matter). They sound totally awesome otherwise, Nomi. Good luck.