KoF's review is gospel, but those looking for something a little more in depth can read on.
Recreating Contact (DS) in Ten Easy Steps
You will need:
1 computer 1 printer 1 working stove 1 twenty dollar bill 1 piece scotch tape 1 friend, family member, or coworker 1 copy of Diablo 1 frying pan
Instructions:
1) Place the $20 bill in the frying pan, and the frying pan on the stove top.
2) Set the burner to "High" and walk away.
While that cooks, it's time to get to work on recreating Contact's exhilarating combat system!
3) Print the following screenshot.
4) Using scotch tape, adhere the image to the very top of your laptop, recreating the "dual screen" effect.
5) Install and run Diablo. If at all possible, try to configure it to run at half speed.
6) Ask a friend, family member, or coworker to play it. Sorry, you'll not be interacting with the game.
7) Watch them play for a couple of hours.
8) Return to the stove. You'll notice that your efforts yielded nothing of significance, maybe a chunk of carbon at best. You'll also notice that your $20 is gone.
9) Repeat Step 7.
10) Repeat Step 7.
Congratulations, you've just experienced Contact!
Frequently Asked Questions: - What was the purpose of burning the $20 bill?
The purpose was two-fold, actually. In reducing the bill into a chunk of carbon, you've both relieved yourself of $20 (the going rate for a copy of Contact) and recreated the excitement of
Contact's celebrated cooking system.
- Why did I tape that screenshot of a professor and a cat to my monitor? It's not doing anything; it's pointless.
Exactly.
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