Dark Tower Movie/Show

[kingoffighters]

As long as King is not one of the main characters, I am fine with it.

[Cowutopia]

Thank you for being honest.

It's probably the reason I like books one and four the best. Not much of Jake, Susannah, and Eddie.

Nailed it.

[arjue]

[Opaque]

Why the fuck is Jake trying to convince Roland to save the tower? That's like the polar opposite of how this works. That's like if in the LotR movies Sauron just wouldn't take back the ring, no matter how much everyone begged him to.

Fuck this movie already.

[kingoffighters]

Emo Roland for the millennials.

[Jed]

God damnit, I had high hopes for this one.

[Jed]

Watching again and I'm just getting more pissed. They're totally marketing this to millennials, Jake is going to be the protagonist. I guarantee Oy is going to be some wise cracking Rocket Raccoon.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

Wow. Enough salt in this thread to open a soy sauce factory. :P

[Andrew]

I just finished Book 3 this week, and it sure likes they're doing some sort of mash-up instead of a film faithful to the first book. Interest falling.

This would have been much better as a Netflix series, like one season per volume or something.

[Dunlap]

The slo-mo reloading has me really skeptical. I've been meaning to read the book for a while.