Unwarping vinyl?

[Razor Ramon]

Get mp3s.

[Bojack]

I guess you should probably cut it out before you fuck your record up more.

I haven't done anything yet. I'll prolly just live with it.

[Doc Holliday]

If you do use an iron, be sure to coat the record in butter to protect the grooves from melting.

[Shakey]

What are the records?

[Doc Holliday]

Small plastic discs with specialized grooves cut to match sound waves, that when struck with a needle while rotating, reproduce pieces of music or speech.

[Shakey]

If you would read more carefully, you would notice that a carefully placed 'the' negates your snarky bullshit.

Douche.

[Doc Holliday]

Well in that case...

[Josh]

I love that band.

[Bojack]

What are the records?

Night Ranger Midnight Madness and B.O.C. Fire of an Uknown Origin.

[PaCrappa]

And you can't find a garbage can or something?

But seriously it doesn't work. I don't care what anybody says.