Arnold Finally Announces His First Post-Governor Role

[Uriel]

He needs to stick that "being driven insane" schtick from Kindergarten Cop. It's what will still work at his age.

Stick him in a humorous ripoff of Gran Torino, IMO.

[Andrew]

Stick him in a humorous ripoff of Gran Torino, IMO.

This. Fucking this.

Gran Torino is one of the best movies ever made. Something like that, tailored to Arnold, is just what he needs. Or at least do a True Lies sequel. Something, anything but this.

[MechDeus]

Or at least do a True Lies sequel.

He's too old at this point to really reprise any of his previous roles, it'll end up like Harrison Ford in Crystal Skull. Ford wasn't even playing Indy in that movie, he was just some bitter old man who happened the have the same name.

[Uriel]

It's not the years kid, it's the mileage.

[Anthony]

He's too old at this point to really reprise any of his previous roles, it'll end up like Harrison Ford in Crystal Skull. Ford wasn't even playing Indy in that movie, he was just some bitter old man who happened the have the same name.

Or it will end up like Clint as the man with no name in unforgiven, or dirty Harry in gran Torino.

[MechDeus]

Those were characters that were rough, battered badasses in the first place. The chances of him pulling off a Rocky are pretty slim.

[Dolemite]

The great part about Arnold fucking up his life is that this shitty cartoon has been cancelled.

[MechDeus]

I was like, "Why would anyone bump this thread? It was better forgotten."

But that was probably the best thing it could've been bumped with. I also agree with Anthony's deleted post.

[Dolemite]

What'd he say?

[MechDeus]

They should just re-release Total Recall in theaters and pretend it's a new movie. Which they should.